ear infections, sharp objects, and one severely uncoordinated woman!

So, i try not to be too fussy about letting my masters brush my hair, and i don't freak out when it comes to baths, but today i had to draw the line. It turns out that i have an ear infection. Well, Debi insisted on pouring what felt like acid into my ears, rubbing it around and then wiping it out. then after this she expects me to hold still while she cuts the hair out of my ears?! She must be nuts! I mean, you need to see this woman's coordination to really understand. I can't tell you how many times i have seen this woman cut off the tips of her fingers just making dinner, and she thinks I'm going to sit back and just let hers stick sharp objects into my infected, throbbing, burning ears?! I don't think so! Well, i finally won a battle...she did not cut that ear hair out of my ears. Hopefully, this will not be a battle that needs to be fought again, but we will see. Until next time...