PLEASE, SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!

I am posting this from the office of the people that are trying to turn me into a eunich. I have escaped their grips, but I have been unable to find my way out of this building. They are hot on my trail, so if anyone is getting this cry for help then come to the animal hospital on Peart Rd. For the love of all that is good, please come and rescue me from these people. Chrissy, where are you???? Oh no, I can hear them coming. I'm cornered. NO, no, no, no, no....aghhhhhhhhh....................